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sometimes the only available transportation is a leap of faith

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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dannyqhantom:

the first step is acceptance

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*runs for 10 minutes*
me: am i skinny yet?

weddingred:

my preferred pronoun is captain

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monster-inthe-attic:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

We’d all be able to get something done

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